Just the headlines!
Batman and Superman Zone Out!
Baby Plays With Bo Staff!
Kid Grows Mustache!
Construction Worker Starts Early!
Boy Cleans Playroom; Rewarded With Fro-Yo!
Baby Takes Selfie!
Mother Convinces 4 Year Old to Wear Pink Shirt to Church! Miracle!
Just the important news!
Extra Extra Extraordinary! Like this type of news!
I like this newspaper!