Hmmm…staying on my bottom in this rocking chair can get kinda boring. If only I could distract Momma and get her to look away…
I got it! Hey Momma, look down there! a bug!
It worked! She’s not looking. Ok, here goes. Get my balance…
and I’m doing it! I’m rocking chair surfing! Hang ten ya’ll!!
Uh-oh, Momma’s looking at me again and she’s got ‘that’ look…
No, Momma. I wasn’t doing anything. Just sitting here on my bottom like a good boy. Yep, just like a good boy.
He’s so sweet and innocent all the time. Riiiight.