Friday Funny and That Face

Who doesn’t love a good corny joke?  You know, the kind you get off of a Laffy Taffy wrapper?  Like….what kind of ears does a train have?  Engine-ears!  hahahahahahaha.

Here’s a list from The Pioneer Woman of some good corny jokes if you need a little chuckle this Friday.  Corny Jokes.

We had a great birthday celebration for Robert last night that included a baked-from-scratch cake with made-from-scratch frosting by moi.  Pat on my back!  The celebration continues with dinner at Highlands Grill tonight in honor of his birthday as well as mine.  Did you know my birthday is on Sunday?  Yep, 34!

Leaving you for the weekend with 2 pictures of my sweet baby’s face…I love that face.

In fact, I’m going to go kiss on that face right now.  Happy weekend!

 

Friday Funny

To make you laugh this Friday – Unintentionally Inappropriate Test Responses from Children.  Some of these are real doozys!  Some are pretty crass too so beware.

Not much on the books for this weekend.  Definitely no working…

Maybe some shopping…

But will for sure be cruising around with this cool dude!

I’ll take it!

Finally, happy birthday to Maxwell’s cool uncle Keath this weekend!  Hope it’s a great one!

Friday Funny

My mother-in-law sent me this earlier this week and I just have to share.  I don’t know about you but I’m missing the Olympics!

The top 9 comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”

2. Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.”

4. Boxing Analyst: “Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.”

5. Softball announcer: “If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”

6. Basketball analyst: “He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.”

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: “Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.”

8. Soccer commentator: “Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.”

9. Tennis commentator: “One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them…Oh my God, what have I just said?”

In other news this Friday, don’t you love it when some days your hair has a mind of it’s own.  On this day, I think Maxwell’s hair had the mind of a 90’s California surfer dude.

Dude!!  That is au naturel!  No hairspray needed!

Happy Friday!!!

Friday Funny and Self Portrait

To give you a little laugh on this lovely Friday, check out this site – Honest Toddler.  So many of these make me giggle but especially this post about mealtime.  Apparently Honest Toddler started out as just a twitter account with some pretty funny tweets and then turned it into a whole blog.  Here’s a comical little interview with him – Interview with Honest Toddler.

My favorite question from the interview:
What does Honest Toddler want to be when he grows up?
HT: Truck.

Ha!  so true to my life right now!  Hope you all get a kick out of it!

One day last week I grabbed my camera and snapped some pics of me and my buddy in the mirror (these are still some of my favorites).  I hadn’t done it in a while and just thought it was time.

Of course he was wearing his favorite fire truck shirt that he would wear every single day if I let him!

and then I caught his awesome “say cheese!” face…

I sure do love this little dude!

Hope you all have  a great weekend!

 

Olympic Friday Funny

I mentioned on Wednesday how my favorite part of the Olympics is watching the reaction of the parents in the stands.  Here’s a few clips of some of the best ones – my obvious favorite is Aly Raisman’s parents.  I would totally be like that!

Olympic Parent Freakouts

To send you off on another funny note…here’s Mr. Gold Medal himself in his second event.  What, you didn’t think all he could do was swim, did you?!

Good thing he’s got on his weight-lifting belt to support that back!

Yep, he’s 30 lbs of pure muscle…just watch him lift that Shake Weight!!  :)

Go USA!

Hope you all have a GREAT weekend!